Popular Smoking Quotes – Funny Quotes on cigarette Urdu

By | June 4, 2014

Get 50+ Popular Smoking Quotes,Funny Quotes for Cigarette addicts in Urdu and Hindi as well as English,Quotation of Smoking on Cigarette and more many.

As all we know Smoking in Youth is a fashion and many people looking for Popular Smoking Quotes on Cigarette.So in that purpose i bring the most attractive and famous Funny Quotes of Smoking for Cigarette Addicts in Urdu, Hindi as well as English.

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Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?her husband, Jack, asked her. “I’m bored with knitting.I’ve taken up arson.LOL! =D

Popular Smoking Quotes - Funny Quotes on cigarette Urdu [howpk.com]

Popular Smoking Quotes – Funny Quotes on cigarette Urdu [howpk.com]

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward.Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all.It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.Love you Cigarette.

If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction.There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism.The dead drug leaves a ghost behind.At certain hours it haunts the house.

George Burn says that “I smoke 10 to 15 Cigarettes a day, at my age I have to hold on to something. :)

For Urdu Lovers
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi ha,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi ha,
Dill jalati ha, par hotoon se to lag ti ha.
Best Urdu Smoking Quotes.

Sm0king Reduces your Life By 5 Minutes
Sex Increases your Life By 10 Minutes
S0 The C0nclusi0n Is That A Fucking Sm0ker Never Dies. :) :) :) proud to be a good smoker.

Do you smoke?
Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.
I am glad to hear it.A man should always have an occupation of some kind.There are far too many idle men in London as it is.

i don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.

A funny quote is
True Bagariti is
To arrive home late at Night,
cigarette in hand,
Mom waiting for you With a JHAROO in her hand & you ask,
“Hey Mom Abbi Tak Safai Kr Rahi Ho?”
lol :P

I hope this list of Smoking Quotes including Funny in English and Urdu are very attractive for your status.if you have some nice quotes feel free to share with us.you may like to read State Bank Issue Coin of Rs 25 on submarine golden jubilee.

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